(showing him the houses). Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events At least thats what I thought. You take the time to build a telescope that can sa-see for miles, then theres nothing out there to see. I know movings a big deal. 0000033008 00000 n And and Im very glad. It must be witnessed to be understood. Oh Dad, Poor Dad Comedy Monologue - By Arthur Kopit Jonathan | Performed by Andrew Hardman | - YouTube Oh Dad, Poor Dad Comedy Monologue - By Arthur Kopit JonathanSubscribe for. what I (Slight pause. But to be honest I feel like the real opportunities are the ones that fall into your lap. It wasnt a miscarriage. It struck me as amusing. Number 1,352,768 was a fake, and number 1,352,769 was a fake. and and I could see! Drag queens also would be barred from performing between 1 a.m. and 8 a.m. Monday through Saturday and between 1 a.m. and noon on Sunday. 0000009580 00000 n 0000018052 00000 n I cant go to the police. Nay, then,if these things are pleasing to the gods,when I have suffered my doom,I shall come to know my sin; but if the sinis with my judges, I could wish themno fuller measure of evil than they,on their part, mete wrongfully to me. But am I the criminal mastermind who pulled off a series of violent murders? I had an experience I cant prove it, I cant even explain it, but everything that I know as a human being, everything that I am tells me that it was real! And Guy, you are such a good decent man. And if I wanted something I could just reach out and take it. . An entirely new music score was added too.[2]. (Beat.) And him, O wondrous him!O miracle of men! But it did sound a lot calmer than the way I would describe it. A person needs shots and a state department visa just to get to you. (Dolores touches his face, almost affectionate). 0000011828 00000 n I had a therapist once who said that these states will wax and wane. Jo Van Fleet (Madame Rosepettle), Austin Pendleton (Jonathan) and Barbara Harris (Rosalie). He invited dozens of young lords to Tarth. I was meant to burn there, with everything else. Im trying to move beyond it, sometimes I even think I have, but mostly Im not a very good human being. (Beat.) I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing; how the sun was shining; if it rained. "You can catch all the drama on the new Bravo hit 'The Real House Guys of DC,'" the "Late Show" host joked A monologue from the play by Pierre Corneille. I couldnt bear to see her in another womans arms. At least you get letters. Men are supposed to be made of steel or something. That almost happened to me once, Mary. A monologue from the play by Pedro Calderon De La Barca. 0000017425 00000 n (Beat). And if you cant work up a winter passion for me, the least I require is respect and allegiance! V For Vendetta 3. A monologue from the play by Tennessee Williams. Like the whole thing at the train station. But Im not sorry I built my telescope. See, it says "For Kids." . 0000010702 00000 n 0000021291 00000 n . Let's check out this play's plot via StageAgent: After being kicked out of culinary school, aspiring chef Pax returns to his hometown to regroup. Her trying to get me to run away with her, even though I was, um, scared, and . 0000040258 00000 n . Your blood ringed my lips as I rushed forth to gather you in my arms, but they wouldnt even let me hold you once more. . Granted, I didnt realize until later what waxing and waning implied. But when you say it, Im looking at you, I believe you actually mean it. My mother had had the same exact bathrobe in blue. But none could describe this place. [3] The play transferred to Broadway at the Morosco Theatre on August 27, 1963, and closed on October 5, 1963. In high school, it was a smile that I faked to get boys to like me. Oedipus the King 2. By VINCENT CANBY. Now, I hear theyre wondering if maybe it was a student of Tims seeking revenge or something. 0000040499 00000 n 1187 0 obj <> endobj Check out our monologue archive below for more monologues. Margaret, that dreadful way! Is it decreed [lit. All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. If you buy something through one of these links, we may earn an affiliate commission at no additional cost to you. (Detective doesnt answer.) (A collective gasp.). Because I saw you. Peter Pan Audition Monologues Please prepare one of the following monologues for your audition. 165. My family drove 267 miles in a rented minivan, loaded with friends and relatives eager to witness my ceremony. I think its safe to say that I have explored the full range of rage. Oh Mother, a girl doesnt get diphtheria in the back of her knees, why so fainthearted? Yea, like some witch,She drugs the cup of wrath, that slays her lord,With double deathhis recompense for me!Ay, tis for me, the prey he bore from Troy,That she hath sworn his death, and edged the steel!Ye wands, ye wreaths that cling around my neck,Ye showed me prophetess yet scorned of allI stamp you into death, or eer I dieDown, to destruction! Sir, spare your threats:The bug which you would fright me with I seek.To me can life be no commodity:The crown and comfort of my life, your favour,I do give lost; for I do feel it gone,But know not how it went. New Year's Wish - romantic monologue; a woman appeals to her boyfriend to forget about the party downstairs and stay with her as the ball drops. Charlie, Rachel, Mona - none of his female relationships are healthy and full of trust, and he's jealous and possessive as a result. For your gifts,I will return them all; and I do wishThat I could make you full executorTo all my sins that I could toss myselfInto a grave as quickly: for all thou art worthIll not shed one tear more Ill burst first. 0000012129 00000 n You really should be in therapy, you know. Ill to my brother:Though he hath fallen by prompture of the blood,Yet hath he in him such a mind of honour.That, had he twenty heads to tender downOn twenty bloody blocks, held yield them up,Before his sister should her body stoopTo such abhorrd pollution.Then, Isabel, live chaste, and, brother, die:More than our brother is our chastity.Ill tell him yet of Angelos request,And fit his mind to death, for his souls rest. [5], The play was turned into a film of the same name in 1967 starring Rosalind Russell, Robert Morse and Barbara Harris and directed by Richard Quine. What a wacky time! With all my heart, I love you. 0000034695 00000 n (beat) It just kind of set something off in my head, you know? My lords, ye look amazed to see your queenWith wreaths and gifts of incense in her hands.I had a mind to visit the high shrines,For Oedipus is overwrought, alarmedWith terrors manifold. And I thought to myself, if I could just see if I could just see what they looked like, the people, sitting at their windows looking out and flying. Im your wife, damn it! 0000017771 00000 n Like it was all some elaborate scheme I thought up. All I know is the more we look back wondering what might have been, the less were living for today. Look, perjured man, on herWhom thou and thy distracted lust have wronged.Thy sensual rage of blood hath made my youthA scorn to men and angels, and shall IBe now a foil to thy unsated change?Thou knowst, false wanton, when my modest fameStood free from stain or scandal, all the charmsOf Hell or sorcery could not prevailAgainst the honour of my chaster bosom.Thine eyes did plead in tears, they tongue in oathsSuch and so many, that a heart of steelWould have been wrought to pity, as was mine:And shall the conquest of my lawful bed,My husbands death urged on by his disgrace,My loss of womanhood, be ill rewardedWith hatred and contempt? Its a reason to get up in the morning. One day you will perish. Every inch but one. 0000010979 00000 n He left. But here? Because I do. A monologue from the play by John Webster. repose] this day depends upon it. You know, I want to kill them! for how many sorrows [lit. Time to let the healing begin. That first morning she was there, I was eating breakfast with a few of my siblings when my new stepmom walked down the stairs and into the kitchen. Something thats unholy and evil. 0000025132 00000 n I can take off any day this week and Ill pay for it out of my own pocket. No one had such skill with his spear. And I decided on that day that I was Undine Barnes, who bore no relationship to those people. Just let me help you, Gavin. Every inch of me shall perish. And I ran outside to the porch so that I might see what it looked like. What do you know? . .no, worse than tigresses . what old or newer tortureMust I receive, whose every word deservesTo taste of thy most worst? A monologue from the tv series written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Emerald Fennell, Suzanne Heathcote, & Laura Neal. 0000007327 00000 n Your fathers gone, youre gone. Bide my time. Your last roar of passion before you settle into your emeritus years. that, in noble souls, worth alone ought to arouse passions; and, if my love sought to excuse itself, a thousand famous examples might sanction it. 0000016280 00000 n I know, I know, were not supposed to have favorites, but still were only human. (scoffs) That is some unforgivable shit. Which gave my mother relief, because it meant that in the bad times, there would be good times. He will not useHis past experience, like a man of sense,To judge the present need, but lends an earTo any croaker if he augurs ill.Since then my counsels naught avail, I turnTo thee, our present help in time of trouble,Apollo, Lord Lycean, and to theeMy prayers and supplications here I bring.Lighten us, lord, and cleanse us from this curse!For now we all are cowed like marinersWho see their helmsman dumbstruck in the storm. 0000019764 00000 n and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. At that point I panicked. Did I tell this,Who would believe me? listening for his irregular heartbeat and when our gazes met one cold stare meeting another I could see that he was aware that I knew. I can hardly look at you standing by your bags. . But I dont want to be talked to like some incurably sick patient you have to comfort. Let me wear it a little longer, Mother! But had to be burned like rubbish! . I have a fabulous collection of stamps, as well as a fantastic collection of coins and a simply Cause if youre getting a divorce, you havent changed a bit. (then, pitiful) Just look what its done to you. I hurt myself, It doesnt hurt. She says shed rather stay home and clean the apartment. Merciful Heaven,Thou rather with thy sharp and sulphurous boltSplitst the unwedgeable and gnarled oakThan the soft myrtle: but man, proud man,Drest in a little brief authority,Most ignorant of what hes most assured,His glassy essence, like an angry ape,Plays such fantastic tricks before high heavenAs make the angels weep; who, with our spleens,Would all themselves laugh mortal. 0000018358 00000 n Beautiful Day (drama) 1-2 Minutes. while I wore it yet, thou sawst me mockedThere at my home by each malicious mouthTo all and each, an undivided scorn.The name alike and fate of witch and cheatWoe, poverty, and famineall I bore;And at this last the god hath brought me hereInto deaths toils, and what his love had made,His hate unmakes me now: and I shall standNot now before the altar of my home,But me a slaughter-house and block of bloodShall see hewn down, a reeking sacrifice.Yet shall the gods have heed of me who die,For by their will shall one requite my doom.He, to avenge his fathers blood outpoured,Shall smite and slay with matricidal hand.Ay, he shall cometho far away he roam,A banished wanderer in a strangers landTo crown his kindreds edifice of ill,Called home to vengeance by his fathers fall:Thus have the high gods sworn, and shall fulfil.And now why mourn I, tarrying on earth,Since first mine Ilion has found its fateAnd I beheld, and those who won the wallPass to such issue as the gods ordain?I too will pass and like them dare to die! He made you believe that you needed to be without fault in order to be loved. Thats my life now. The only safeguard people of color have is the right to a defense, and we wont even give them that. He could have walked away and left poor Ser Gregor to die. Tomb, bridal chamber,eternal prison in the caverned rock,whither I go to find mine own, thosemany who have perished, and whomPersephone hath received among the dead!Last of all shall I pass thither, and far mostmiserably of all, before the term of my life is spent.But I cherish good hope that my coming will bewelcome to my father, and pleasant to thee, my mother, and welcome, brother, to thee; for, when you died,with mine own hands I washed and dressed you,and poured drink-offerings at your graves;and now, Polyneices, tis for tending thy corpsethat I win such recompense as this. No, know Soranzo,I have a spirit doth as much distasteThe slavery of fearing thee, as thouDost loathe the memory of what hath passed. Before Sunset 11. what causeHath my behavior given to your displeasure,That thus you should proceed to put me off,And take your good grace from me? So now, you know, from the start I make no effort because I know its not going to work out, I know its not going to work out. I have hit my mom in the face. Quiche isn't Sexy - humorous monologue about romantic disappointment. Im not crying for myself. 0000009309 00000 n Id known death since I was a child. . 0000005762 00000 n Yet all thats left of them is bones in amber. How would I know? Well, I made it out of lenses and tubing. PIeasures, farewell, and all ye thriftless minutesWherein false joys have spun a weary life.To these my fortunes now I take my leave.Thou, precious Time, that swiftly ridst in postOver the world, to finish up the raceOf my last fate, here stay thy restless course,And hear to ages that are yet unbornA wretched, woeful womans tragedy.My conscience now stands up against my lustWith depositions charactered in guilt,And tells me I am lost: now I confessBeauty that clothes the outside of the faceIs cursd if it be not clothed with grace.Here like a turtle (mewed up in a cage)Unmated, I converse with air and walls,And descant on my vile unhappiness.O Giovanni, that hast had the spoilOf thine own virtues and my modest fame,Would thou hadst been less subject to those starsThat luckless reigned at my nativity:O would the scourge due to my black offenceMight pass from thee, that I alone might feelThe torment of an uncontrolled flame.That man, that blessed friar,Who joined in ceremonial knot my handTo him whose wife I now am, told me oftI trod the path to death, and showed me how.But they who sleep in lethargies of lustHug their confusion, making Heaven unjust,And so did I.Forgive me, my good genius, and this onceBe helpful to my ends. (Beat.) Others, the Great Plains. Im a coward. Now youre supposed to be here, but youre gone at the same time, sort of like . 0000033864 00000 n If Id known you were going to make my dress as long as that Id rather have stayed thirteen. meed of ill.Or, with no mark of honour, silently,For so my father perished, shall I pourThese offerings, potion to be drunk by earth,Then, tossing oer my head the lustral urn,(As one who loathd refuse forth has cast,)With eyes averted, back retrace my steps?Be ye partakers in my counsel, friends,For in this house one common hate we share.Through fear hide not the feelings of your heart;For what is destined waits alike the freeAnd him oermastered by anothers hand;If ye have aught more wise to urge, say on. I wouldnt bring another one of you sons into this world! startxref My father smiled at me and I smiled at him. They were toying with me. How I loved you! What youre afraid of. I dont need to hear this sh*t from you! And how Irushed to the window to watch you jump the porch railing! Sometimes it was so cold my toes turned blue. But lately I have started to wonder if maybe we just say that to make ourselves feel better. 0000035648 00000 n Dont do anything you might regret. I I remember, you were standing across the way in your penthouse garden playing blind mans buff with ten little children. The other thing about depression is it kind of collapses time. I do them, but why should I? Right?!. ' Oh Dad , Poor Dad senseless , strange and unforgettable. boiling?In leads or oils? But I will not follow thesewhere my honor is concerned, the captivation of my feelings does not abate my courage. He left. Meanwhile, I endure an incredible torture; even up to this bridal. Go to a hotel, go live with her, but dont come back! I remember it so well, that I would shed my blood rather than degrade my rank. And I realized I was the ugliest girl alive. [4] Kopit won the 1962 Drama Desk Award for the production. . I like to think about the life of wine. For what purpose, what goal? Only sky above us now. At some point in her life, Melanie went off track and ever since she's been trying to find her true calling. She gets the winter passion and I get the dotage? And it was wonderful. Until she gets a boyfriend. It had never placed it rotten finger on my heart. Most of my life I havent even been able to call you, and forget visiting. (Beat). But youre right. Ill tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Your daughter is a beauty too. (They sit in silence for a few beats. I knew that I must die,Een hadst thou not proclaimed it; and if deathIs thereby hastened, I shall count it gain.For death is gain to him whose life, like mine,Is full of misery. I want to change my statement. And you know why? Why have you made my dress so long, Mother? I still dont understand it. 0000022469 00000 n Two Shades Away (drama) 1 Minute. By what name was Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad (1967) officially released in Canada in English? "Sending it express collect." Mother returns, accuses the sitter of harlotry, and kicks her out A yachtsman with a mile long yacht throws himself at the widow's feet, and offers her his fortune. <]>> A monologue from the screenplay by Woody Allen. Clothes are just something I use for cover, leaving room for one electric blue memory. But, they're nearly all dead now. Then they performed the ritual to make us brave. A monologue from the play by Lisa dAmour. 0000030703 00000 n Are you getting a divorce? Theres these moments that shape our lives, moments you have no control over. 0000022746 00000 n And I hold you close in the hope that my heart may feel your heart beating. It was on the day of my college graduation. . We would lunch someplace while shopping. I wish I could share that I wish, that everyone, if only for one moment, could feel that awe, and humility, and hope. A monologue from the screenplay by Chap Taylor & Michael Tolkin. destiny has allowed that love should continue even between two enemies. (Pause. What do you call this house?Is this your palace? You know, like, leave me. I hold you close, that is all. And when I look back at it, you know, just, its like she lied to me. It stirred sh*t up, you know? Ive discovered three actual fakes! Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad: A Pseudoclassical Tragifarce in a Bastard French Tradition was the first play written by Arthur Kopit. 0000046151 00000 n Then again, I blame pretty much everything on that, my weight, my addiction to television, my inability to spell. A monologue from the play by Arthur Kopit. Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad is a 1967 American black comedy film directed by Richard Quine, based on the 1962 play Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad: A Pseudoclassical Tragifarce in a Bastard French Tradition by Arthur L. Kopit. What am I supposed to do? him did you leave,Second to none, unseconded by you,To look upon the hideous god of warIn disadvantage; to abide a fieldWhere nothing but the sound of Hotspurs nameDid seem defensible: so you left him.Never, O never, do his ghost the wrongTo hold your honour more precise and niceWith others than with him! And the fantasy of right and wrong. An inch it is small and it is fragile, and it is the only thing in the world worth having. . And I know you love me. And eventually, all you can think about is how life has always been this way. 0000026881 00000 n 0000047818 00000 n It was an abortion. Electric blue. )Portal of Hades, thus I bid thee hail!Grant me one boona swift and mortal stroke,That all unwrung by pain, with ebbing bloodShed forth in quiet death, I close mine eyes. The cup was passed around for all of us to drink. You know the only place that voice left me alone? It makes tomorrow all right. And that robe disappeared. Im somebody now, Harry. He danced with me and none of the other boys could say a word. 0000017129 00000 n I was afraid that I wouldnt survive the next few minutes while they turned off the machines. When we returned, we found her side of the closet empty. 0000007591 00000 n And made me colorblind. Maybe killing this man will get my eyes back. Did you hear that? Here, he has come home for a while, and she tells him what she thinks of his being an absentee father. one day, when Mother wasnt lookingthat is, when she was out, I heard an airplane flying. You will live to watch your daughter rot, to watch that beautiful face collapse to bone and dust all the while contemplating the choices youve made. Men go out with me, we break up, and then they get married! . They took Ruth while she was out buying food. this affliction of love, and has never let go of me since, but kept on growing. DAD! Contents 1 Background 2 Productions 3 Plot 4 References 5 External links Background [ edit] Ye captive women, ye who tend this home,Since ye are present to escort with meThese lustral rites, your counsel now I crave.How, while I pour these offrings on the tomb,Speak friendly words? On April 3rd 1972, a C5A Galaxy transport plane with 243 infants, children, volunteers, and crew took off from Saigon as part of Operation Babylift. (Pause. Who knows? Does this my hair not tell the tale?Can you not see these scars,these signs of savage blows, this blood?And are you men of honour?Are you my father and my kin?Are you so cold, so cruelyour very souls arent torn apartto see such suffering?But no, your town is aptly named,and youre not men, but sheep!Let me be armed for battle, then,if youre so hard of heart,such stocks and stones, such tigresses . Well (He whispers.) oh dad, poor dad monologue female. Weiss. For to dance with you, Madame-- is to hold you. Some may claim that slavery has ended. Monologues are presented on MightyActor for educational purposes only . I wasnt anywhere in the play, and I liked that. 0000012995 00000 n The little girl-dress suits me better than that old sack. Brienne the Beauty they called me. Read the play here Folger|No Fear Shakespeare, Watch the movie 1995 (Ian McKellen)|1956 (Laurence Olivier). You do a thing long enough, your whole life, I guess . Rather, I shouldnt say suddenly. Isnt that right? 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